#couchcrew und #SB51 – Samsung startet Twitter-Gewinnspiel zum Superbowl

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1. Reicht der bekloppte Hype um Fußball hierzulande nicht?

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2. Kein Twitter = Kein Gewinn 🙁

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   • Leider ?

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3. #GoPats

   Keine Panik Lars, wir tragen die weißen Jerseys 😉

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   • 😀

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   • Meh. Wird wohl nichts. Edelmann fängt nichts, Brady ungewohnt unsauber, Falcons extrem stark.

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     • Weiße Jerseys, mein Freund ?

       Was ein geiles Spiel ???

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       • Unfassbar. Un.fass.bar. Standen irgendwann im Wohnzimmer. Der SB schlägt alles.

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         • Fantastisches Spiel! Jetzt sind leider wieder 7 Monate Pause… 🙁

         • Totaler Wahnsinn, nicht zu fassen! Wobei ich das Ende 2015 noch krasser fand, natürlich nicht das Spiel als solches, aber der letzte Spielzug eben.

4. Superbowl. DAS SPEKTAKEL überhaupt in den USA.

   „Hierzulande ist Football ja noch eher eine Randerscheinung“.
   Streich das Wort „noch“ weg dann passt das. Football ist nichts für Europäer und wird auch in der Zukunft nichts für Europäer sein.

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   • Naja, historisch gesehen, sind das ja alles Europäer ??

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     • Alle nicht. Da gibt’s noch die Indianer, denen das Land eigentlich gehört ?

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       • Jap, hast Recht, habs vergessen ??

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   • siehe Punkt 5:

     John Cleese’s Letter to the USA

     To the citizens of the United States of America, in light of your
     failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern
     yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
     independence, effective today.

     Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II resumes monarchical duties
     over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which
     she does not fancy.

     Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the
     97.8% of you who have, until now, been unaware there’s a world outside
     your borders) will appoint a Minister for America. Congress and the
     Senate are disbanded. A questionnaire circulated next year will
     determine whether any of you noticed.

     To aid your transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

     1. Look up „revocation“ in the Oxford English Dictionary. Check
     „aluminium“ in the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how
     wrongly you pronounce it. The letter ‚U‘ will be reinstated in words
     such as ‚favour‘ and ’neighbour‘. Likewise you will learn to spell
     ‚doughnut‘ without skipping half the letters. Generally, you should
     raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up „vocabulary.“

     Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises
     such as „like“ and „you know“ is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
     communication. Look up „interspersed.“ There will be no more ‚bleeps‘
     in the Jerry Springer show. If you’re not old enough to cope with bad
     language then you should not have chat shows.

     2. There is no such thing as „U.S. English.“ We’ll let Microsoft know
     on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take
     account of the reinstated letter ‚u‘.

     3. You should learn to distinguish English and Australian accents. It
     really isn’t that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney,
     upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). Scottish dramas such
     as ‚Taggart‘ will no longer be broadcast with subtitles.You must learn
     that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the
     county is „Devon.“ If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American
     States will become „shires“ e.g. Texasshire Floridashire,
     Louisianashire.

     4. You should relearn your original national anthem, „God Save The Queen“, but only after fully carrying out task 1.

     5. You should stop playing American „football.“ There’s only one kind
     of football. What you call American „football“ is not a very good game.
     The 2.1% of you aware there is a world outside your borders may have
     noticed no one else plays „American“ football. You should instead play
     proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the
     girls.

     Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby
     (which is similar to American „football“, but does not involve stopping
     for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like
     nancies).

     You should stop playing baseball. It’s not reasonable to host an
     event called the ‚World Series‘ for a game which is not played outside
     of America. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls‘
     game called „rounders,“ which is baseball without fancy team stripe,
     oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

     6. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns, or anything
     more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because you are not
     sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you need a permit
     to carry a vegetable peeler.

     7. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday. It will be called „Indecisive Day.“

     8. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for
     your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we
     mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you
     will start driving on the left. At the same time, you will go metric
     without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication
     will help you understand the British sense of humour.

     9. Learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are
     not real chips. Fries aren’t French, they’re Belgian though 97.8% of you
     (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware
     of a country called Belgium. Potato chips are properly called „crisps.“
     Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional
     accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat.

     10. The cold tasteless stuff you call beer is actually lager. Only
     proper British Bitter will be referred to as „beer.“ Substances once
     known as „American Beer“ will henceforth be referred to as „Near-Frozen
     Gnat’s Urine,“ except for the product of the American Budweiser company
     which will be called „Weak Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine.“ This will allow
     true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech
     Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

     11. The UK will harmonise petrol prices (or „Gasoline,“ as you will
     be permitted to keep calling it) for those of the former USA, adopting
     UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon, get used to it).

     12. Learn to resolve personal issues without guns, lawyers or
     therapists. That you need many lawyers and therapists shows you’re not
     adult enough to be independent. If you’re not adult enough to sort
     things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, you’re not
     grown up enough to handle a gun.

     13. Please tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us crazy.

     14. Tax collectors from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you
     shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to
     1776).

     Thank you for your co-operation.

     * John Cleese

     [Basil Fawlty, Fawlty Towers, Torquay, Devon, England]

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